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Sign In Create a Free Account. What are vampires playing poker for? Riding the F Train. Just pay him for the Pizza! That person is also drawing dead 0 equity. So I've just kept on doing it. What does a poker player eat for dinner?
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A guy was playing holdem and was stuck about dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun. The player replied, "Let me get even first. A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
I had to fold with a royal flush. What did the giraffe say to the leopard at the poker table? I thought you were a cheetah. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife? Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months! A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious? A rabbi, a minister, and a priest are playing poker when the police raid the game.
Addressing the priest, the lead officer asks: I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.
had sex with someone not of your own race. 22 years old girl feels very liberal with customer. I pulled out my cock, already erect and throbbing with wanton desire. Светловолосая сучка, чтобы покупаться в озере, надела на свои большие дойки и манду купальник, а после этого залезла в воду и начала плавать. От собственных действия чика возбуждается и взяв черный дилдо начинает сосать его, представляя будто это настоящих хер.
What did the dealer say to the deck of cards? What do craps dealers eat for dessert? How's a casino like a good woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back! What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!
How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing? His chips are moving. When is the only time you split tens in BlackJack? When the table is full and your buddies need a seat. What kind of shark is always gambling? Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa? Because of all the cheetahs Q: What does a gambling addict eat?
Poker Chips and Salsa. How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling? Their paradise pair-o-dice was taken away from them! What does a BlackJack player eat for dinner? Whatever his comp card allows him to.
Whats the difference between poker players and politicans? Politicans tell the truth. Whats the difference between online poker and live poker? You can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you. What's the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years, the dog quits whining. What did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game?
Someone told her to bring her own chips. What card game do lesbians play? What do vampires play poker for? Why are most gamblers married? Because marriage is a gamble. What's the hardest thing about play mini baccarat? Telling your parents your gay! How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch? Pay him for the Pizza. One Liners Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.
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He especially made fun of Dnegs for saying "more rake is better" which clearly only holds true for the house. This of course has not stopped Mr. MRIB continuing his pokerstars shilling and repeating it over and over again.